Mrs Johnson is my 3rd grade teacher.
Him forgetting his gun was the best part lol
Or getting down earlier than intended, because the coffee "kicked in", and halfway back to the truck you "lose the battle"...
But really, fuk that squirrel
stage 6: all the deer come out about 1 minute after legal shooting time is over
“you hear that behind me? thats a buck in those leaves” *squirrel behind the blind* 😂
I wouldn’t call sitting in a tree stand waiting for a deer to come through “hunting” . More like “harvesting” ....if that . MEATEATER IS HUNTING . An overweight guy sitting in a tree I wouldn’t call “hunting” .
The sleep one does get you fr I fell asleep a lot and I woke up big ass 10 pointer in front of me
When its getting light out and you realize that giant buck you've been staring at is a bush
Probably don’t wear orange tot he stand
Nothin against deer hunters, and I love my 2A, but what a waste of time. It’s just not for me.
Jack black but wayyyy worse!!!!
that issue true
I’ve done all stages
stage 35, im just gonna shoot the squirrel
When I go squirrel hunting I see deer when I go deer hunting I see squirrels
Am I the only one that scares my self on the walk to the truck at night and runs back to my vehicle ASAP checking behind myself every 10 feet because I imagine I’m being followed?
You will never hear a deer in the woods
Hahah hilarious man . Thank you ! 👏
It's so f*ucking tru tho
This isn’t true there isn’t snow on the ground
@BlackDogsMatter yeah I missed a 10 point last year 😭
@Red Viking Well you guys have some of the nicest bucks down there, so that's a huge win.
@BlackDogsMatter I hunt in southern Wisconsin and have never had that happen your lucky man
There have been days during deer season where I was hunting in a T shirt in northern Minnesota.
My problem is the damn turkeys sneaking up behind me hunting from the ground you spook them you spook the damn deer . Ive had ok luck this year one big doe
I've found the less attention I pay to looking for deer the more likely I am to see one in particular a big one so I like read a book and just waite
My third grade teacher was mrs.johnson
Why do sparrows hopping on leaves sound luke bigfoot walking through the woods
This just popped up on my videos. Crazy timeing considering I got my first buck ever today.
Squirrels are such cunts. Always give me false hope, followed by bitter disappointment.
Bro I think everything is a Deer my eyes betray me
My dad goes straight to the napping stage but he wakes up and kills one and goes back to his nap
With a wife and kids, deer hunting is the only time I get to take naps.
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anyone bothered by the fact he's wearing only orange
What about the 'walking to the stand, every small branch or tree that looks like even the smallest scratch mustve been a buck rubbing his horns' stage? no? Ok me neither lol
I wish I got to hunt but my dad doesn't have a all the stuff for hunting but yet he has a fishing license
its all sooo true
I went deer hunting with a ak and street clothes
Those deer blind naps hit different
I started to doze off, this One year. and A 7 Point Walked up on me.
I feel personally attacked by this relatable content.
Never seen a deer blind look like that before.
The other day I was out not even 30 seconds and I dropped a giant doe. I didn’t really even have time for stage 2!
One of the stages should of just been dang squirrels!
Due to the loss of our old hunting spot years ago, my father and I now hunt via sticking the rifle barrel out the window of a heated pole barn. Have 400 yards of field to shoot now as well.
It hilarious how accurate this is
I don’t know about y’all but I have gotten some of my best sleep in a deer blind at 5:00am when it is like 45 degrees
Dude dressed up like a Tennessee Volunteer fan lol. Go VOLS!
I hint on my property and I do the same thing lol 😂
I generally bring my gun to a hunt, but other than that it's painfully accurate
Funny thing is everyone of these is relatable
This is like me except me forgetting my gun
In the south, if you were orange it must be your first time hunting
That is a lot of hand made trailer thanks for the great vid
Only god knows why a 2 pound squirrel sounds like a 250 pound buck walking through the timber
Maybe your not seeing anything cause you look like the lorax with all that orange in the stand😂
Stage 4 sounds amazing.
I always take a book and fall asleep in the bushes. Then I tell everyone at the camp that there’s no deer out here.
If you have never hunted it’s not funny.
God I miss deer season up north missing school for it....
I love deer hunting naps.
The damn squirrel
That’s hella FUNNY. but a deer would never recognize A big random box... and they don’t communicate with other animals say like. A squirrel 🤣
Dude i can literally relate to all of these! 😂
Yeppers that's So my X
Solid take, especially the squirrel. However, the finally settled in your stand but have to take a dump stage is missing.
Is that how Yankees hunt up north?? In a particle board box on the GROUND?!?! Haha. Or am I missing the major joke. I'm not even a hunter. I think it's for men over compensating. But I am from Texas where men live. Lol. I just think if you are going to hunt, do something with some risk on it. Not be a pussycat and kill a defenseless deer drinking water from a pond or something like a coward..
I would totally buy a fuck that squirrel hoody or tshirt. just sayin.
Last time I went deer hunting I woke up with a good 2 inches of snow on me.
1:15 me on my days off....
Thanks for the electric bill reminder!!!
Girl ask what you're thinking. Guy: 0:50
My Third Grade Teacher was also Miss Johnson.
"5x5's" definitely a yankee hunter lol but proud to call any True Outdoorsman my Brother.
he reminds me of ron swanson from parks and rec lmao
Last stage: climb down stand and notice the three sets of deer tracks under stand...
Hahaha..!!! Maybe you should have brought your gun.. OMG COMEDY
Midwest deer hunting is strange to me. I grew up in Montana and my father and I would drive to a mountain and climb the ridge before sunrise. We would see the deer in the valley below and shoot them. Sometimes we would walk on opposite sides of a coulee and flush out a deer that way. But we would never, ever sit in a blind or a tree and wait for a deer to wander by. How mind-numbing! I never ever remember getting skunked. In fact we were usually back home by noon. Nowadays I’ve found the easiest way to hunt deer is to travel the highway through eastern Montana at night. I’ve gotten four of them that way without a gun.
I really thought you were funny and I enjoyed your videos but I am going to unsubscribe after watching this. I am very disappointed. People in the comment section are sick talking about killing squirrel and chicken... Killing innocent animal for fun.
No gun lol
Is this how Americans hunt deer? We stalk them out on the plains and takes a max of 2 hours to shoot a deer.
One time I was bow hunting on one side of a hill in the timber, my dad was about a half mile away on the other side, a big 10 pointer walks past me, and I got him, gutted him, loaded him up, and went to go get my dad, I got there and I see my dads quiver on the ground but his bow is with him in the tree stand. I say “What the hell happened” he said a big ol 10 pointer walked past and I went to grab an arrow and I dropped them, he saw my carcass and I said “This 10 pointer” he was so pissed at me lol😂😂😂
ha thats a good story!!
“Deers aren’t in trees” *yet*
This really how it be tho 💯💯💯
Did this dude just say 5 by 5 instead of ten pointer
You forgot when the squirrel right next to you chatters first 20 minutes
Or how about when you actually see one and you get buck fever and your shaking and breathing like a 98 year old man
"Good thing I didn't." LMAO
how could you forget the chipmunk? the equivalent of an upstairs neighbor running around in the woods.
Do 5 stages of duck hunting
Would have been nice to see a couple deer walk by when he was asleep.
This so true 😂😂😂😂
This guy doesn't even own a gun lol
I see 3 deer every single night when I get home in my front yard. I live right near a major city in the north east In a highly populated area.
Ya okkk my hunting season sucked! I was like dang here comes a deer .. yup a squirrel.. a bird .. a idk.. me talking to myself 😂 gotta do something 😁😁 omg omg !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I find it hard to believe that somebody can forget their gun all day